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[getoffmyearth]

"Hi, you've reached Star-Lord. I'm probably off saving the universe right now. If it's an emergency, keep trying and I'll get back to you when I'm done rescuing the galaxy and not dying horribly. Otherwise, leave a message and I'll get to it.........when I get to it."



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[getoffmyearth]

Works for me. Apart from my general advice, anything I can do for you in the here and now?

[gevurah]

[ okay w/e self using the wrong icon ]

I'm good. Keep me posted, that's all I can ask.

[getoffmyearth]

[Story of my life.]

I'll do my best, ma'am, providing I don't suffer grievous injury or death sometime in the near future.

[gevurah]

And don't die.

[ Don't be Bucky and get yourself blown up!! ]

[getoffmyearth]

Your lips to my ears.

[Never mind that he knows he's destined for a nasty heroic death anyway, courtesy of Gamora. Good friend, best teammate, etc.]

But just in case, if something does happen to me, go to Adam Warlock or Gamora. Hopefully he'll pick up the slack in my absence, or hopefully she'll

[ -be ok if he does this to her twice- ]

decide to be helpful.

[gevurah]

[ Isn't Gamora a violent alien who would probably break Kate in a billion pieces if she tried to order her around. ]

The green lady, right?

[getoffmyearth]

[You have to ask nicely. Unless by some chance you get her to agree to follow your orders. Peter is never quite sure why she still follows him.

(He knows why she did it in the first place. She's never going to let him forget it.)]

With the really big sword, yep.

[gevurah]

I'll keep them in mind.

[getoffmyearth]

Try Adam first.

But obviously I'm going to try not to make that necessary.

[gevurah]

Don't do anything stupid.

[ She might not know him, but he sounds like a good person to have aboard. ]

[getoffmyearth]

[Too bad he has a tendency to do stupid things.]

Never. I promise.

[gevurah]

Good to know.