EXSILIUM; IC INBOX

[getoffmyearth]

"Hi, you've reached Star-Lord. I'm probably off saving the universe right now. If it's an emergency, keep trying and I'll get back to you when I'm done rescuing the galaxy and not dying horribly. Otherwise, leave a message and I'll get to it.........when I get to it."



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[crocodilesmiles]

( Once upon a time this would have been a long description of what she's going to be doing.

Then she realized she had to send this to a whole bunch of people, so she got lazy, and: )

Hey, I'm going to take up a missionary position in France! See you again in about a month. Hopefully the snow's not all gone by then! Keep an eye on Gamora for me!

( That was a thing. )

[getoffmyearth]

It's like you think I'll let her get herself into trouble, or something. I'm a little bit offended, Collette.